no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975
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if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you
EX FUCKING ACTLY
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- Brown girl wears henna:ew is that some kind of disease? Did your parents not teach you to wash your hands after you eat?
- White girl wears henna:OMG so exotic, look at that design, lets put it on everywhere because we LOVEEEE stealing other people's cultures.
Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
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- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
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in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
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