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i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.
welcome to my blog i hope you like pizza, weed socks, pictures of white girls butts, and getting out of this town as much as i do
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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
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"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
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